Non-Chinese Seller

Welcome to PepeXpress!

We value our sellers from all over the globe, but let’s be honest: we’d actually be surprised if you were a Chinese seller.

1. Global Marketplace

• Open to Everyone: We don’t care where you’re from, as long as you’re part of this dimension. Sellers from all corners of the world are welcome to join PepeXpress and contribute to our meme-tastic marketplace.
• No Outer Dimension Beings: We just have one rule – no sellers from another dimension. Why? Because that would interfere with this timeline, the one where PepeXpress is mooning. We don’t want some freak demon to disturb that motion.

2. Embrace the Chaos

• Join the Fun: Regardless of your geographical location, if you’re here to sell and have fun, you’re in the right place. Embrace the chaos, list your products, and become part of our vibrant community.
• Meme Culture: Our platform thrives on the unpredictability and excitement of meme culture. As long as you align with that spirit, you’re good to go.

3. Timeline Integrity

• Protecting Our Mooning: This timeline is special because Pepe Express is on its way to the moon. We need to keep it that way. Sellers from other dimensions might bring unwanted disruptions, and we can’t have that.
• Stay Grounded: Let’s keep our feet (and memes) firmly planted in this reality, ensuring a smooth mooning journey for everyone involved.

Need More Information?

If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to contact us at support@pepexpress.xyz. We’re here to help you navigate this meme-filled adventure, as long as you’re from this dimension!

Thank you for being a part of PepeXpress, where we welcome sellers from around the world (but not from other dimensions).

Happy trading and meme-ing! The PepeXpress Team